You know what's a great idea when playing dota? Usually, there's gonna be that asshole who types in zzz to show how dissapointed he is with a certain action or event. Like holy shit, they think they're so cool. So I have devised a plan for all those SE Asian scumbags:
1. Open your mic.
2. Get a bullhorn
3. Put bullhorn in front of the mic
4. Release the kraken
5. Shout "WAKE THE FUCK UP"
6. Watch those reports stack up